Sometimes I read things. I recently read John Steinbeck's "The Red Pony." It's a terrible collection of episodic content that feels like a Disney Princess sequel cobbled together out the better episodes of an unaired animated series.
Here are five alternative titles for John Steinbeck's "The Red Pony."
- Jody's dad is a Big, Big Asshole.
- The Terrible Veterinarian Lives at my House.
- The old guy, The hired man, Someone's grandpa, Anyone But Dad.
- Leave it to Beaver, but all rustic and shit.
- John Steinbeck's All out of Mountains.
Listen, I get it. I like my pony stories set on Chincoteague island. But this isn't a story about a pony. This is a story about a shitty dad.