Someone Liche You

If you can't open it, you don't own it; or You're only paranoid if you're wrong

I love this story. It’s got problems, though. It should be shared with people, but it’s not very good. And it’s not been edited or proofread. But I want it to see the world. And so here it is. Here then is the unproofed, unedited draft of the 2006 Zombie Love Story that is actually neither, “Someone Liche You.”